I'm going to do this a little bit differently than AKF did his, though, because if I didn't my list would change like every four seconds. So instead of listing my top 10 in order, I'm just going to tell you who my favourite member of every group I care about is. Don't worry, it won't be too long, because 1) I only follow girl groups and 2) I don't give 2 fucks about half of them. Plus, this way you can get a preview of the stuff I'll be writing articles on (hell will freeze over before I learn the names of the girls in Lovelyz or Sonamoo, for example). Also, I'm not including any groups with cute/innocent concepts and underage members (such as Gfriend and Oh My Girl) for obvious reasons, even though I care about them and will write about their music. I'm also, for the sake of space, not including the following defunct or semi-defunct groups that I follow(ed): 4Minute (Sohyun as a blonde/Hyuna), Spica (Jiwon), After School (no strong preference), Miss A (Fei, obviously), 2NE1 (CL), Secret (Hyoseong, also obviously). Onwards:
AOA - Hyejeong
Hyejeong has the best face and the best smirk in kpop. She might not have the best body or the most talent (like that matters lol) but the girl is pretty as fuck and she acts like she knows it. She looks like she bullied people in high school (and since she was a cheerleader and a model, she probably did) and I'm into it.
Bestie - Dahye
Quite frankly I do not think Dahye is that hot but she is by far my favourite member of Bestie because her thighs look more or less like mine and so every time some netizen says she's hot because of them I get one step closer to heaven. Thank you for repping, Dahye. You're doing the Lord's work.
EXID - LE
LE isn't the best looking member of EXID, or the one with the most stage presence (that's Hani in both cases). But she is genuinely talented, cool, and funny. Plus she has a nice ass.
Fiestar - Yezi
Yezi did not come here to fuck around. She raps her heart out (her solo debut this year was one of the best female rapper solos in recent memory), she dances her heart out and she gives 110% in every situation. It takes a lot to beat out Jei (she kissed a girl in a webseries!) so if I'm picking Yezi over her, you know it's because Yezi is so hot it should be illegal.
Girl's Day - Sojin
Sojin dropping it in Something is what got me into kpop. She's 30 years old and she's still got it. Some things change, but Sojin is forever.
Mamamoo - Hwasa
Another sister in ample thighdom, Hwasa would have my loyalty on that basis alone ... but fortunately, she also seems like she has a fantastic personality.
Rainbow - Hyunyoung
It's hard to compete in a group that has Jaekyung, but Hyunyoung knows how to work it. Plus, I don't care if it's implants or a push-up bra. Boobs are boobs, and Hyunyoung has plenty.
Stellar - Junyool
I like how her butt is constantly falling out of her shorts. I am a woman with simple needs and simple tastes. Can you blame me? Also, she is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've seen in kpop, which I really respect.
TWICE - Mina
Queen Mina is way too hot for TWICE's concepts, and she knows it. I cannot wait until Tzuyu is legal and we get to see Mina in all her sexy concept glory.
Wonder Girls - Sunmi
I bet this comes as a shock to exactly none of you, because I talk about Sunmi in just under half of my posts here. What can I say, the woman is attractive and one of the most reliably and unwaveringly talented performers in kpop. Plus, I like a bitch.
via : antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com
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